Name/Alias (A word which here means "nickname"): Zuks
Star Sign: Scorpio
Favorite Lemony book + Why: The Ersatz Elevator. I'm not entirely sure why - it might simply be the dark urban setting.
Favorite Character + Why: Probably Jerome Squalor seconded by Montgomery Montgomery. For their sympathetic gulliblility. Third is the hook-handed man.
Least Favorite Character + Why: I don't really know, but perhaps Fiona... because I think any "Klaus' girlfriend character" is in a doomed-to-be-disliked position.
Of all the unfortunate conditions the Baudelaires have lived in, which would you say was the worst? Uh... the school? For some reason that's the place I most strongly disliked, at least. A sinister school just kind of drives home more than any of the other places.
If you were to become part of a secret organization, what would be your reason for doing so? To endulge in learning something unconventional simply for the sake of learning it (and not sharing).
What would you say are some of your strong points? I'm good at drawing, particularly human portraits. I can write well except for occasional spelling errors and a strong desire to use words that may or may not actually exist, and enjoy experimenting with style. I am good at analyzing and understanding vast amounts of information, so long as I find it interesting and I can pay attention (but doesn't this skill apply to the lot of us?). I am strongly independent, but that may also be a flaw. I'm very strongly creative and visually intelligent. I believe that we live in an infinite multiverse and thus am generally optimistic while being realistic at the same time. I'm also told I can be quoteworthy.
And some of your weaker points? I am terribly stubborn. I am not as good at handling my emotions as I am at being logical, so I think that sometimes I might come off as cold, although I don't intend to be. I'm highly introspective and attention deficit and thus very quiet and inattentive. I am a habitual procrastinator. Despite my skill with logic I am Surprisingly Bad at Math and Chemistry. I'm a picky eater, and am described to "eat like a bird" "eat very slowly" and "make a cruton last an hour". I have incredibly poor organizational skills, am messy, have a sub-par GPA and do not necessarily see any flaw in all of that. I also have a problem with having three people seated in the back seats of sedans.
Any hobbies? Art, graphics, daydreaming with little value other than personal fulfillment while pacing and listening to blaring rock music, stamping communities, typing myself and others with frequent personal conflict, writing and drawing about topics which fascinate me.
What makes you happy? Finding something that was misplaced, top hats, stripes, the color green, Asian dolls, cute food, good food, good stories, movies, fandoms, crafts, rock music, sleeping, amusement parks, different colored houses, cephalopods, space aliens, obscure and comical references, things which make sense, things which are reasonably nonsensical, dark humor, crossdressing, jokes which I am on the inside of, thought experiments, the character Severus Snape, my pet cats behaving nicely, fantasizing, typing, stamping communities, and lychee flavored beverages.
...And sad? Misplacing things, bad food, very socially uptight people, home owner's associations, back seats with three people, fast driving, being useless, finding out-of-place things in my yard (such as dogs or space aliens), my parents yelling, my parents arguing, family secrets, personal secrets, the feeling that I must always explain myself to others, my fear of voids, the possiblity (as opposed to impossibility) of voids, rejection, the feeling of inferiority, and my having issues explaining myself to others.
Do you have any dreams or goals you'd like to achieve? I plan on becoming a graphic novelist / author-illustrator, but there are many other jobs I am considering doing on the side. I wouldn't mind designing costumes, learning glasswork, being part of a band, being a gifted education teacher, being an animator, a claymator, or a director.
I also have yet to fulfill my childhood fantasy of bungee jumping.
If you were to go undercover, what would you like to disguise yourself as? A gentleman in a brown and neon green tailcoat suit with an iguana named Kepler on his shoulder.
Color: Green and brown, tied. I especially like them striped.
Type of music: I usually listen to "J-rock" although I've recently put forth a greater effort to listen to more diverse music.
Therefore, Japanese anime theme music, rock, bubblegum rap, and English (Engrish) language music; German Industrial Rock, British Pop-rock, Canadian punk, and American... almost nothing.
Non Lemony book(s): The Harry Potter Series.
Film: Aliens, Pan's Labyrinth, Serenity, M. Night Shyamalan films, and frequently Tim Burton movies.
Article of clothing: Socks and hats.
Way to spend your time: in introspection.
Place: in front of my computer.
And last but not least...
If there's nothing out there...then what was that noise? For once, it's actually quiet right now. But it's likely my neighbors - I'm starting to think that they are vocally capable of being heard from space.